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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:37 pm 
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OMG thats freaking halarious ROMEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the internet connection really sux tonight,,,or should I say blows, as hard as the wind is rite now! lol
its gusting about 70mph....got off work early cuz the power went out. but its on at home......yipee for me.....

anyways....yes I was an evil little kid......thats why I said I KNOW my son is my payback for sure....he's the bussiest little kid anybody ever saw..thats what I hear wherever we go anyway.....people say Is he like this ALL THE TIME??? OH yea,, thats my boy........

so I was thinking about if I have any more 'appropriate' stories to put on here,,, I dont think the internet stories are quite as funny as true ones I gues....ha ha ha

so I was born chula vista, Ca....about a mile and a half from the border. and my grandparents had me ALOT....cuz my mom worked so much...
well my grandma used to like to pick this fresh lettuce and cabbage (i think,, im remembering here) from these fields not too far from this park she took me to play at.
well I remember once, her saying she was gonna go across this 'road' and pick some lettuce and I could walk over with her if I wanted too.
Im like "lets go"
we start walking, and the road turns to dirt,,,theres this Jeep driving in circles around this field dragging a big huge tire. the tire is like flattening out the dirt, over an over, keeping it smooth.....
Im about 5 years old.
"grama,,,whats that tire for ? and that jeep? what are they doing??"

my grandma replies
"theyre keeping track of the aliens"

shes of course talking about ILLEGAL ALIENS,,, but im 5 remember....

I shout "OH MY GOD theres aliens in this field????"

she says....there might be, thats what those guys are watching for, and theyre watching for thier tracks when they cross this road"

GRANDMA, we gotta get OUTTA HERE,,, I dont want the aliens to get US!!!!!!!!!!

shes laughing now.....and TRIES to explain to an overexcited 5 yr old what the hell she means.....
LMFAO

we STILL laugh about this to this DAY.......Ive put her thru some shit since then......but she loves me a whole helluva lot

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:21 am 
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So my son turned 3 on dec. 16th.
the long weekend last thanksgiving, gave me the time and patience to begin potty training him, for our 4thor 5th try.....
thankfully, it pretty much 'took' on that long weekend. He's doing really well, but still wears a pull-up when he sleeps.
well and I need to mention,,,,he still wont go #2 on the potty.
he HAS done it a couple times, and his dad always puts the 'mess' he leaves
in the toilet, right in front of him, trying to 'drive home' the point that,
the toilet is where it goes.....

well for christmas, my grandma bought him a few little disney characters and some blocks and
fences that go with it......
ONE of the characters is WINNIE THE POOH........
he was holding each one of the characters up, and having me and his dad 'name' each one, and say the
color they are, what theyre wearing, etc...

when it was winie's turn,
i said,,, 'thats winnie the pooh'
my son says
'no it not pooh'
I said, yes his name is winnie the pooh, just like your names sam
he looks at me VERY puzzled.
but continued playing.

I got up to get a soda, and came back,,,,,my son had dissapeared,
I heard the toilet flush........

walked to the bathroom
and say my son waving 'bye bye' to the pooh.....

oh yea,,,,,,, WINNIE, got flushed

two wire hangars, a plumbers snake, and 3 hours later, POOH returned

thats my life nowadays. and i wouldnt trade it for anything

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It's a good thing that Tigger's name isn't Tigger the Pee or he would have followed Sir Winnie down the toilet!!

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Amber'. that was some bad shit you put on your brother :lol: i can remember the same shit put on me when i was 5 to 15 years old. but now i no i was not the only one :o

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Amber'. in a way your brother had learn'd a good leas'n from all this fun and made him more aware of things and made him more wise. i was took home too romeo :lol: oh Amber'. did your brother ever mention to you that he may have new some what of what was going on and just gave in?

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OMFG!!! I just read through this entire thread for the first time and I now sound like I've been a smoker for 50 years because my laugh has turned into a wheeze!

Special thanks to DoaQ for Missing Missy. I have now shared that by email and facebook to everyone I know who has a sense of humor!

Love Far Side Cartoons!

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Laughter is the best medicine :cry:

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I also read this thread a while ago when it was bumped up, and I laughed so hard I cried over Missing Missy too!


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My new humor addiction, Prank vs Prank:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3L2K0EsD8Q[/youtube]

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OK sorry I haven't had time to read everything in this topic but this was funny and I had to pass it on to everyone:

You know how google tries to finish whatever you're typing in the search box?

Type in "subo" and a space and look at the first suggestion

LOL... haahahaha... aaahhhh such immature bliss...


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this group of clips is HALARIOUS,,,, I love when the guy walks right INTO the pole!!!!!!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqJpf6tidn0&feature=related[/youtube]

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this comes in at a CLOSE second, to the one I posted, just above...................

"I just broke my toe"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bW68Q_DVZ4&feature=relmfu[/youtube]

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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if you're looking for a dirty joke

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG7KY-3peQII[/youtube]


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4 all u home alone lovers out there

blast your volume

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO5-8GIMXIM&list=PLFlpTqnJ1Z3yPEkRvzNSQvsf4c5Os1qHy&index=6&feature=plpp_video[/youtube]


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I really enjoy Robin Williams' standup, well anything he does actually. . . .
I was just sorta browsing thru stuff today, and found the first 2-3 mins of this HALARIOUS

hope it makes you laugh,,,,,,,, half as hard as I did.

have a great day!!!!

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I will DEPLOY an AIRBAG --- lol i love it! call me stupid but i didn't know robin williams was on drugs at one time :shock: wonder if he was always crazy or if the shit made him crazy lol omg i bet he woulda been cool to hang with... to an extent... or psychotic..


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LOL, Robin Williams is a riot!! I like his idea about the Atomic Bong!!

Seriously though, I really liked what he had to say about addiction and how it sometimes takes something outside of ourselves to initiate the change we need.

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