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O...............M.................G...., I hear ya Count, I hear ya......well, except for the spiders!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

At least this time I knew enough to go ahead and get a few Kleenex ready to wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes!!

Thank you so much for that video, I needed a gut busting laugh!!!

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Dear Diary..lol.It is an awesome site...and she has some mind!I could not stop laughing.Some movies/shows that are always a good laugh for me are "dumb & dumber" "absolutely fabulous" "sleeper" "flight of the Concords" and "east bound and down".....I think any Jim Carey will do actually! and A George Carlin stand - up never fails. I'm not sure of his name is it Kat Williams? if you have net-flix his stand up is on instant watch...literally crying,I laughed so hard. It is the best medicine! Give 1 a try..all of these were recommended to me or I just kinda put on the tv at the right time.I wish I watched these during wd's instead of laying in bed!


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OK y'all, I have some freakin' fantastic news to share with everyone. I have only been waiting 13 years for this momentous occasion to take place, and take place it has!!! Drum roll please........cue angels singing.........Beavis and Butthead are coming back with all NEW episodes, they'll air on MTV beginning in October!!! Yes, Yes, Fire, Fire!!!!

Beavis and Butthead have been kind enough to release a trailer of their new episode, below you will find a link to that most awesome of trailers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvLzhooCR1s

K, angels, you can stop singing now, go back to flying around and stuff.

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Stigmatata! Laketiticaca!

Hopefully they will bring Daria back too. God I loved that show!

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OMG, I've been walking around for 2 days now with my hands in the air shouting Stigmatata from Laketiticaca!!! People are beginning to think I'm strange!! BAH HA HA!! :lol: :lol:

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Daria was awesome,I thought she read my mind.


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OK, I heard this news report on the radio the other day and found it to be quite hilarious.

Apparently, a man in Minnesota was sentenced to 5 years in prison for having sex with a deer.....yes, you read that right, he was having sex with a deer!! The news report said this guy would creep out there at night and do his thing.

This brings up a few questions for me.

#1---how on earth do you get a wild deer to stand still while having sex with it?? BTW, I'm NOT really looking for an answer here.

#2---how was said man caught?? There happened to be a policeman there who saw the whole thing?? Ummm, what was the policeman doing there......looking for the goats maybe??

#3---Why is it OK to blow a deer's head off with a high power rifle, but you can't have sex with it?? I wonder if we were to ask the deer, what would he prefer??

#4---I've been pretty dang stoned many times in my life, but I have never considered having sex with a deer!! What is wrong with people????

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http://youtu.be/hN8CKwdosjE


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http://youtu.be/wkEDOFhA7Pw


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Oh, Oh, OMGosh,

Y'all have GOT to check out People of WalMart. Google search it, then click on Photos.

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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home . What the...?) The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing.) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (Talk about a southpaw.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts. (and God love that pig).......ahahahahahaha


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I agree with you Laughter is best medicine. Laughter is a pleasant topic to discuss.Laughter is a powerful antidote to stress, pain, and conflict.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:33 pm 
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‎1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
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clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you

realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I

was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm

pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how

the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment

at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything

productive for the rest of the day..

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray?

I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it

asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report

that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know

not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday

or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom

and hunger.

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you

just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word

they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars

team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong,

brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get

dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and

still not know what time it is.

23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their

car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone,

and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet

everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,

in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

24. People who forward e-mail without deleting the tons of previous

recipients should be

shot and then tarred and feathered.

25. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in

1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that

their brain is also important. Ladies quit laughing..


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HAHAHA, my daughter just showed me this picture and I laughed out loud!!

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I just hurt myself reading these:

[web]http://damnyouautocorrect.com/15063/the-15-funniest-autocorrects-from-november-2011/[/web]

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Looks like Grandma got run over by a horse this Christmas instead of a reindeer!!! :shock:

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whats the difference between Sarah Palin's VAGINA, and her MOUTH?????









Not everything that comes out of her VAGINA is RETARDED


ha ha ha hah ah ha ha ha
dont mean to offend ANYONE,,,,,thus the WARNING

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How much cocaine did charlie sheen do on his last binge???

enough to kill two and a half men



a guy walks into a bar
and says OUCH

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If anyone has read about me, they know my childhood was not all 'peaches and cream'
but it did have its moments.........

my brother and I are 6 years apart.....I used to pick on him ALOT......I would get mad and threaten him with all sorts of horrible things. and once I was really mad becuase he got a kitten for his birthday.......

I told him oh well, I didnt care you gota stupid kitten,,,,,, mom feels sorry for you, bcuz
your ADOPTED.......
yes, I convinced my 5yr old brother, he was adopted. I also convinced him,if he ever found out he was
adopted, then he would be sent back, becuase the family wouldnt want him, if they knew, HE knew about it

this went on for awhile.....

then one night our parents 'sat us down' to have atalk....we were gonna take a FAMILY vacation
to disneyland, in the summer....and go see family while in san diego (where we moved from)
My brother immediately started sobbing,
holding his head in his hands.
he says,,,,'the whole fffaammilllyyy???

mom said Yea, the whole family, just us...itll be so much fun

he cried harder and harder......shes looking at him like WHAT could be so terrible??

I immediately start glaring,,,,,looking at him, like youll go back!!!

mom said,,,what could be soooo bad????

hes sobbing and crying.......
I dont getttaaa gooooo..

mom says WHY wouldnt you go???

he says......IM not part of the family,,,,,,,,and now that I know, I cant go on vacation
and now I told I have to leave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My mother KNEW immediately,,,,,what I had done........oh yea,,, got a whippin,, but in my mind,, it was worth it.

my brother and I are very close now.....and this story is ONLY funny if you lived a childhood like mine.
if you didnt think it was funny, thats fine.

our dad is a mechanic, adn used to work pretty close to where we lived.....we were home all day in the summers
alone....
one summer day...we decide to throw water balloons at cars going by while hiding in the bushes

My lil brother would stand up tall, and HUCK that water balloon just as far as his lil arm could throw.
this went on for hours....
some cars would stop, some wouldnt, some woudl honk,
some people would scream obscentities at us,,,but we were in the bushes,and knew how to hide REAL good...thats how we made it to adulthood! anyways
more and more water baloons, we got braver and braver

we both chucked one at the same tiem at a green car,,, it looked brand spanking new

the car SLAMMED on the brakes in the CENTER of the hightway....
a grumpy man got out yelling

where the F are you two??? I KNOW its you (our names) I peek thru the leaves,,,,
it was DAD
holy hell,,,,,,,,dad,,,,,,,test driving a car the lot had for sale

we stayed hidden......he was saying 'come out now I wont be mad" my brother wanted to go
Iheld him to the ground.......

we never came outta the bushes,,, pretty soon traffic piled up and he gave up......we picked up every trace of balloon
before he came home..
he knew it was us, but couldnt prove it.........LOL

I know my son was sent ot me as payback for all the crap I pulled.......the pediatrician even told me a 'difficult' child is an intelligent one, and a rewarding one...........good thing he's cute!!!! lol I think children look like thier parents as a DEFENSE mechanism.......

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So, you convinced your brother that he was adopted, you are evil, aren't you? LOL!!!!

I have a similar story to the water balloon one, except me and my buddy were using sling shots and shooting bent nails at cars.....I know, I know....that was exceptionally stupid. Anyway, we hit one car, he drove on, but without us knowing he turned around and came back doing 100mph, he screeched to a halt right beside the wooden fence I was hiding behind and I promptly took off like a jack rabbit. This madman got out of his car and chased me!! Turns out he runs quite a bit faster than me. He caught me and I thought I was in for a shit kicking, but he did worse.....he took me home to my parents!! Turns out my mom had taught him in high school and she was so damn embarrassed that she started crying.....I think my dad found it all amusing?? Anyhoo, once again I got grounded for life....I think that was the fourth time I got grounded for life, not too bad for only being 14 years old!! LOL!!

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