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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 10:09 am 
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Is this a joke?

Are you seeing a suboxone Dr? If so why don't you have any suboxone in your system?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:36 pm 
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Nup. It tests for metabolites ie norbupe (I think). Don't know if there's a way we can help you. Maybe try and work with your doctor on this one.


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I have the answer!! I will be able go help you..it will work. I promise.

See a Suboxone doctor, be prescribed Suboxone, take Suboxone as prescribed and BAM! Suboxone will be in your urine


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:48 am 
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1. Find someone who's prescribed Suboxone and takes it as directed.
2. Offer them an incentive to provide their urine.
3. Purchase / acquire a douche bag.
4. Put your good friend's sub urine into your douche bag
5. On the way to the doctors, keep douche bag w/ weewee deep in your armpit to keep it nice'n'warm as they do watch out for cold samples!!

What you do next depends on whether you're observed while doing the test. If it's unsupervised, you can really do anything as long as the sample is warm body temperature when you hand it up.

Supervised tests with those mirrors are a bit trickier as you gotta make it appear that you're doing a legit wee when really you're squeezing it out a douche bag that's under your arm. You may need some medical tape to keep the hose hidden as you direct it down there. As I'd be standing up and the hose was hidden under my clothing, I just needed some tape to attach the hose to the under-side of my 30ck. I'd then just squeeze my underarm and I'd be peeing someone elses pee! Worked every time. Good luck.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 10:58 am 
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It's this blue light?


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Tndb beat me to it. Blue light will be happy to assist you with your question to create some elaborate and outrageous concoction.

Good luck!


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